Monday Night Raw 4/26/2010

Monday Night Raw began at 8 pm.  It was the WWE Draft.  Raw wrestlers against Smackdown to decide who got the draft picks.  Raw acquired, Edge, John Morrison, R-Truth, Chris Jericho. Smackdown acquired The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Kelly Kelly, and Christian.  Also there was number 1 contender for the wwe title.  Between Orton, Sheamus, and Batista.  Which proved to be the same old same old.  Orton would have been victorious had he not been speared by Edge.  Also last night a tag team fight between The Big Show and The Miz vs The Hart Dynasty.  The winner was the Hart Dynasty.  Granted the show started earlier but much of it is still lagging and the same thing.  They need to spice it up some how to compete against other television shows on right now.  Triple H is out right now due to his injuries he suffered at Extreme Rules by Sheamus.  Orton did all but call Sheamus a dirty fighter, and for assuming he would get a title shot instead of earning it.

Raw 4/19/2010 HIghlights

We open with an announcement about the fact the whole Raw crew were stuck in the airport in Europe because of the volcanic ash.
Which Triple H handled the job of telling the fans well.  And well... he was funny, which if you've seen Blade 3 you already know.
The show was filled with members of the Smackdown crew.
It was a chance too for them to remind fans about the draft next week, which is suppose to be a 3 hour show.
I like that fact they pointed out how greasy CM Punk's hair is... I've been saying that for months.  Wash it, cut it, and I hope you have to shave it after your match with Rey Mysterio.  I've actually thought about shaving my skull like that Seline or whatever Punk's girl is named, but I wouldn't look any good that way, not brave enough.  Yeah I'm babbling cause there's not much show to actually do a review on.
Rey Mysterio then came to the ring for the five minute beat down. He grabbed the hair snippers, while Triple H held down Punk. He got a nice chunk of hair off him too.  I guess that means that on Sunday at the ppv Punk will loose the rest of his hair.

Drew McIntyre vs Matt Hardy.  Drew went right after Hardy, but missed and Hardy managed to get the first punch in. Drew came back with a series of kicks but Hardy turned it around with a neckbreaker. Drew out of the ring, Hardy used a flying axehandle. Drew then threw him head first into the steps. Drew then started in on more kicks to the skull, following it up with a short clothesline. Hardy was down on the ropes and tired to come back with a side effect.  He used another neckbreaker on Drew but only got a two count. Both men went for short clotheslines in the corner taking each other down. Hardy was going for a top rope move, but Drew took out the legs and got the cover. 

Vladimir Kozlov's speech was bang on.  I like this dude.  Then the guest host came out... Okay the Canadian is bored....
He went up against R-Truth... or not as Truth seemed to be ... blown up.  What the freal?  Was this wrestling or an episode of Saturday Night Live?  

Kane doing comedy?  What now?   Hang on... more Kane doing comedy please.

Swagger cut a promo... someone tape his mouth shut please.  Wow, the Undertaker took him up on his open challenge.  Interesting.  Wow, it's takes him 6 minutes to get to the ring.   They started with a collar tie up, Swagger slapping on a side head lock, then using the ropes for a running shoulder block. Another collar tie up, with Undertaker slapping on a side headlock. He then started to work on Swagger's shoulder. Undertaker walked the ropes, then added an elbow to the shoulder of Swagger. Swagger started to use kicks to fight back, and followed it with a scoop slam.  Undertaker had to roll out of the ring after a series of kicks from Swagger. Undertaker with an upper cut then slammed Swagger face first into the steps. Swagger turned it around, sending Undertaker into the steps knee first. He then started to work on the leg of the Undertaker. He got him into the corner tying him up in the ropes.  Undertaker threw Swagger out of the ring for a moment, setting him up on the apron for his leg drop. Undertaker used a snap suplex but only got a two count. He then started to work on the neck of swagger with a choke hold.  Swagger fought out and slapped a leg lock on him, Undertaker booting him to the face.  Swagger went back to the knee getting Undertaker in a strange submission hold. Swagger back out of the ring, but had done enough damage on the leg of Undertaker. Back in the ring, and they traded blows for a few minutes. Undertaker used a DDT but only got a two count. Swagger went face first into the top turnbuckle, but sill only a two count. Swagger fought out of the choke slam but walked face first into a boot. Swagger used a spinning neckbreaker but only got a near fall. Choke slam applied followed by a tombstone piledriver for the win.

Triple H/Rey Mysterio/Edge vs CM Punk/Luke Gallows/Jericho.  Rey and Jericho started it off. Jericho with a kick to the gut of Rey then Rey used a spinning head scissors on him sending Jericho into the ropes. Punk and Gallows came to help him only to have Rey springboard into a suicide dive knocking them all down. Back in the ring, and Punk has tagged in, he's got Rey in a bridged submission. Punk then put Rey face first into the post.  Gallows in, with a series of stomps to Rey. Then a series of drop elbows only getting a two count. Jericho tagged back in, with a large side slam on Rey. Rey fought back with kicks, but Jericho monkey flipped him into the corner. Rey used the ropes for a spring board moonsault but only got a two count.  Edge and Gallows tagged in. Edge with a boot and flying shoulderblock on Gallows. Then a sit down neckbreaker on Gallows. Chaos outside the ring. Punk tagged in, stomping on the injured leg of Edge. Jericho back in and continued to work on the leg. Punk back in with a quick tag working again on the leg with a figure four. Gallows tagged in, stepping on the leg. Edge went for a flying clothesline, Triple H tagged in.  Punk tagged in. Triple H with a high knee and a jaw breaker followed by a clothesline but only got a two count. Spinebuster. Chaos again. Triple H used his pedigree on Punk for the win.

Dude, I'm bored... watching this and you're telling me I've sat through it for nothing cause there was no Sheamus this week.  Dude this sucks! (the 30 seconds on the monitor does not count even though he looked fabulous in a suit)

Raw Highlights April 12th 2010

We open with a Divas championship match between Eve and Maryse. ...I don't care. oh hair ref hair.   Eve won the belt this will be her first title run.

Miz and Big Show were cutting a promo when Bret Hart came out from the back. I used to be totally in love with Bret Hart back in the 1980's/early 1990's. Now... dude hair cut please!  Then the Hart Dynasty came out... predictable. I like the Miz, he talks like an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Smith challenged Miz to a one on one match. Natayla always seems to have her hands on her cousin's shoulder or arms or something, does that weird anyone else out?  There was a commercial and when we returned, Smith was using a roll up on Miz but only got a two count, he then had Miz down on the mat using a submission style move which he turned into two slams, never letting go of the hold. Miz fought out with elbows. Smith then got Miz into the corner with a hard boot.  Miz went across the ring but managed to get a boot of his own up. Smith sent Miz over in an overhead toss before hanging him on the second rope. Smith then used his vertical suplex but only got a near fall. Miz took the legs out from under Smith with a kick to the knee. This let Miz turn things around with a top rope move, double axe handle  but only got a two count.  Miz then followed with a camel clutch. Smith broke the hold but backing up into the corner crushing Miz. They then exchanged fists for the next few minutes before Smith used a series of clotheslines and a scoop slam on Miz.  Smith then used a belly to belly but only got a two count. Miz turned it around with a flying clothesline in the corner, then back to the top rope. But Smith caught him with a kick midmove. The Sharpshooter was added, but BS caused a distraction. Miz used his skullcrusher for the win.

Evan Bourne vs Carlito.  We start with a collar tie up which led to  Bourne going face first into the top turnbuckle. Carlito sent him into the other corner but Bourne turned it into spinning scissors move. He backed it up with a series of kicks to the upper body of Carlito. Carlito grabbed him with a power slam then started to stomp on Bourne. He then followed up with a choke hold. Another series of kicks from Bourne but Carlito gave him one of his own then got a two count. He used a suplex next but got only a near fall. Both men trading blows for a moment then Bourne used a running drop kick in the corner. Carlito then hip tossed Bourne into the corner, going for his backstabber but Bourne countered. Bourned used his trademark airbourne for the win. 

I'm bored where the hell is Sheamus?

John Cena vs David Otunga.  Cena when for a take down getting David off his feet, slapping on a chinlock. David tried to power out of it, but Cena used a hiptoss take down, getting a submission hold on him. Cena then started to work on the wrist and arm of David. Cena then went for what looked like a full nelson but changed it up into another hiptoss take down going right back to a chinlock/choke hold.  They started trading fists, Cena knocked down David twice then slapped a suplex on him. Batista was at ringside getting Cena's attention. But it wasn't enough as Cena still managed to give a running clothesline to David taking him off his feet. He slapped on the STF for the win.

Sheamus the white knight  vs Kofi Kingston. They started with a collar tie up (I know everyone does) Sheamus tossing Kofi into the corner but came back at him with a hard kick to the left thigh. Sheamus answered with a kick of his own then put Kofi into a side headlock. Kofi battled out with a series of elbows sending Sheamus off the ropes, and Sheamus smoothly used a clothesline knocking Kofi down. Another series of kicks from Kofi, followed by a drop kick. Kofi held the ropes and Sheamus went outside of the ring. Kofi then went for an aerial move but Sheamus crawled back into the ring, Kofi on the apron  dragging Sheamus into the top turnbuckle. Kofi then off the top rope for another drop kick but it only got him a two count. Sheamus answered with a double axe handle to the top of the head of Kofi.  Kofi then outside of the ring, Sheamus pulled him back in going for another cover but only a two count. He then applied a submission move on Kofi. Sheamus then used a simple slam but it was only a two count. Kofi then back at him with another series of kicks before another drop kick. Kofi used his boomdrop then used his trademark trouble in paradise but Sheamus broke the hold with the bottom rope. Sweet. Back outside the ring, and Sheamus used a monitor on him getting a DQ.

Another pointless match the Baywatch Babes .... yeah fast forwarded.

Randy Orton vs Batista.  My money is on Orton. They started with a collar tie up, Orton in the corner. Orton then slapped on a sidehead lock which he managed to turn into a slide down drop toe hold. Nice. Another side headlock by Orton, then they both started to trade blows. Orton used a reversed hangman then started his stomp. He went for a flying knee but missed, and Batista sent him shoulder first into the ring post, Orton then rolled out of the ring. Back in the ring and we have Batista with a chin lock on Orton in the middle of the ring. Orton went face first into the second turnbuckle, just before Batista pulled him half out of the ring onto the apron and used a series of forearms. He went for a cover but it was only a two count. Batista put a choke hold on Orton but Orton powered out. Both men used a clothesline off the ropes, before Batista tore up the announce booth. Orton found a way to get out of it, sending Batista face first into the table. Back in the ring and Batista lands a series of kicks to the face of Orton. Orton then sent Batista into the ring post following it up with another round of clotheslines. Batista went for his Batistabomb but Orton got a scoop slam on him, starting his shapeshifting.  Batista rolled out of the ring and used a cheapshot of rake to the eyes but Orton got him with his second rope DDT. Only a two count. Orton seemed to put a hold on his shapeshifting routine and even though he went for an RKO he didn't manage it the first time, Batista countered it with a spinebuster.  Batista turned around but walked right into an RKO. He would have had it with that second one but Swagger ran out ruining the match causing a DQ.

Raw: 4/5/2010

We opened with Swagger coming out with the belt.   I still don't think that he should be holding a title.
Then Cena came out and said the same thing.  Randy Orton came out to the ring to the crowd screaming and cheering.  Bout time too.  Orton is one of the most talented wrestlers in the business.
Normally I don't bother paying attention to the guest host, but this week it made sense.  It was one of the rookies from the NXT. Finally another wrestler as the guest host and not a fallen celebrity.

Match #1 Kofi Kingston vs Sheamus.   They started with a collar tie up, Sheamus then following with a couple of hard forearms to the back of the neck of Kofi.  Kofi fought back with a series of kicks to the torso of Sheamus, then followed it up with what was looking like an off the ropes cross body but Sheamus caught him in midair turning it into a backbreaker. Kofi was then down in the corner giving Sheamus the upper hand with a series of stomps and a short clothesline. Sheamus then went to work on the back of the neck of Kofi getting him in a stretched submission move. Kofi managed to get out of it, getting to the corner for what seemed to be a boot but was countered by Sheamus who raked Kofi's face across the top rope. Kofi powered back with a kick to the face then a springboard slam, he went for another top rope move but Sheamus answered with his punt kick. Sheamus then used his celtic cross border toss for the win.

Match #2 Divas battle royal. Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Gail Kim, Rosa Mendes, Jillian, Katie Lea Burchil, The Bella Twins, Eve Torres.        Rosa over top rope, Bella twins eliminated, Katie Lea and Gail Kim both gone, Kelly Kelly gone, Fox gone, Jillian gone.   Eve wins.

Match #3 Miz/Big Show vs Cena/Batista.  Cena and Miz started, with a armbar on Miz which was turned into an flip into a choke hold.  Miz fought out, but got caught in a drop toe hold. BS tagged in with a headbutt on Cena.  He followed with a series of punches before tossing Cena into the ring post back first. Miz tagged in, with a few upper cuts to Cena following it with a running kick in the corner but missed. Cena then slammed a short clothesline on Miz before running out of the ring to beat on Batista. Cena was counted out.

Match #4 Ted DiBiase vs Christian.  DiBiase went for a swing at Christian but missed, Christian then countered with a series of upper cuts and a hard over head flip. Christian then tossed him onto the ropes, standing on his upper back before jumping over, but DiBiase moved out of the way of what looked like another upper cut.  Christian then tossed him out of the ring. Christian followed up with a baseball slide dropkick then a simple leap over the top ropes. Back in the ring, DiBiase used a neck breaker on him. He went for a cover but only got a near count. He followed this with a choke hold, but Christian powered out, and walked into a shot clothesline. DiBiase threw him into the corner going for a running clothesline, but Christian used a swingset on the second rope to get out of the way bringing both feet up to connect with DiBiase's face.  He went for a cross body lateral press but only got a two count. Christian went for his finishing move but was countered by DiBiase's finishing move, which was countered once again by Christian. Christian then was thrown into the ring post shoulder first giving DiBiase a chance to use his dreamstreet for the win.

Match #5 Swagger vs Orton.  Swagger got the first move in with a hard kick and a series of punches landing Orton in the corner. Orton managed to move before a slam was given, catching Swagger by the arm with an extended kick. He then started his stomp with a large flying knee. Swagger then picked up Orton on his shoulder for a flip press slam. Orton was tossed over the ropes to land hard out on the floor. Back in the ring, Orton used a couple of upper cuts, then a running clothesline. Swagger used the top rope then for a neck breaker. Orton went into the ring guard. Back in the ring and Swagger used a suplex on him. This was followed with a second and a stretch submission move on Orton. Orton countered, sending Swagger to the floor. Orton then used his hangman DDT but Swagger had his foot on the rope keeping it only a two count. Orton then went for two short running clotheslines and a scoop slam followed by his backbreaker, getting ready to uncoil. Swagger countered the RKO, using a running splash but only got a two count. He went for his gutwrench powerbomb but was countered and the RKO was hit. Orton won but it was an non-title match.

Match #6 Miz/Big Show in a second match vs Cena/David Otunga the guest host.  Cena and Miz started with collar tie up turning it into an armbar then tagged in David, who went for a side head lock on Miz. Then a series of shoulder blocks knocking Miz to the mat. Cena tagged back in with a few punches to Miz then using a running bulldog on him. Miz managed to get in an elbow staggering Cena, BS going for a cheap then tagged in. BS was just punching Cena in the middle of the ring. Cena fought back trying to use a shoulder block but failed. BS then stood on Cena's chest. Miz tagged back in being used as a ram. Miz got a two count then went to work on the neck with a modified clutch. Cena got to his feet for a second but was back on the mat in a choke hold. Cena broke the hold, both him and Miz going for running clotheslines both down. BS tagged in and got the pin on Cena.   Second match in the night that Cena got screwed by a tag partner.

Monday Night Raw

Originally posted on my site

Monday Night Raw 3/29/2010
Is it me or is Monday Night Raw loosing it's edge? I found myself bored at times. The matches seem the same. Cena came out talking about his title win. Which brought out Batista who conveniently wants his rematch. Which ended up bring out Swagger who won the money in the bank match and almost cashed it in but thought twice.

There was a match between Batista and Jack Swagger versus John Cena and Randy Orton. Was nothing amazing about this match. Orton dominated the match for the win.

Brett Hart came out to thank everyone for the run he's had recently. From there Big Show and The Miz came out running their mouth to which the Hart Dynasty came out. The Hart Dynasty won via count out. As Big Show and The Miz ranaway. Very typical of them.

Shawn Michaels bid the WWE farewell, thanking so many as he had been there for 16 years. What is in store next for the Heartbreak Kid no one really knows.

There was a Diva match as there usually is one. Eve, Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim defeated Divas Champion Maryse, Women’s Champion Michelle McCool, Layla, Alicia Fox & Vickie Guerrero.

Christian defeated Ted DiBiase in a Legends Lumberjack Match. Which looked really lame all the old timers from the wrestling industry.

Triple H was attacked by Sheamus, big surprise there. Sheamus needs to go back to uggville.

As for the guest GM end it now. It is not helping the show. In fact I would have to say it's crippling the company.

Raw: 3/22/2010

Match #1 Miz vs John Morrison. They started with a collar tie up, Morrison turning it into an armbar, getting Miz down on the mat in a submission move. Miz countered with a slap to the face. Morrison then kicked him out of the ring. Morrison then moonsaulted outside of the ring onto Miz. Back in the ring, Miz had a modified choke hold on Morrision, working on Morrison's now injured neck. Morrison went for a roll up but got only a two count. Miz went back to another choke hold. Morrison fought back with a series of forearms slamming Miz into the corner before using a flapjack on Miz. Miz was then going for a clothesline but Morrison slid out from under him to the ring apron. Miz was going for a suplex off the ropes but Morrison turned it into a sunset flip, then used his starship pain for the win.

Match #2 Kofi Kingston vs Vladimir Kozlov . Kofi started with a few kicks to Kozlov, but Kozlov swept his legs out from under him. Kofi used the top rope for a neckbreaker before continuing with a series of forearms. Kozlov countered with a simple double palm thrust knocking Kofi to the mat. Kozlov followed it with a belly to belly overhead, but only getting a two count. Kozlov just tossed Kofi around the ring, using backbreakers and headbutts to the lower back. Kofi somehow pulled off a DDT and his trouble in paradise for the win.

Match #3 Legacy/Sheamus vs Orton/Triple H. Rhodes and Triple H started it off. Triple H used a kick and punch combo sending him to the mat. Triple H then used another series of punches getting Rhodes in the corner before whipping him to the far corner for a running clothesline. He went for a second one but Rhodes got the knees up then tagged in DiBiase. Who was greeted by a running clothesline. Triple H started to work on his shoulder with an armbar, but DiBiase turned it around with a few kicks. Triple H then used a jawbreaker before giving Sheamus a cheap shot who was on the ring apron. DiBiase countered with a drop kick. Sheamus from outside the ring then pulled Triple H out and slammed him into the rails then tagged in. He used a series of stomps on Triple H, getting him down in the corner. Triple H battled back with a series of punches. Sheamus got a little intense then with his double arm salut causing Orton to have to turn away while he tried to control his laughter from the apron. DiBiase then blindtagged himself in working on Triple H in the corner. Rhodes tagged himself in with a stomp to Triple H. Triple H managed to get a spine buster on him, before tagging in Orton. Sheamus tagged in as well and was greeted by a large scoop slam from Orton. Orton then pulled DiBiase into the ring and served Rhodes a vicious looking back elbow. He then started his shapeshifting before giving Sheamus a backbreaker. He spotted Rhodes on the apron going for a sneak attack, grabbing him for a DDT but was kicked by Sheamus. Sheamus got the win.

Match # 4 HBK vs Kane. HBK started with a series of chops, but Kane got the boot up. HBK in the corner, being stomped on. Kane followed this with a snapmare and a low drop kick. Only a two count. Kane then used a vertical suplex but only got a near fall. He then went for a submission move following it with a clothesline in the corner. HBK turned it around with some more chops but walked into a sidewalk slam. Only a two count. HBK slapped a crossbar on Kane but Kane broke it with the ropes. HBK went for an ankle lock, the two rolling around on the mat. HBK used an inverted atomic drop on him, causing Kane to stumble. HBK used his trademark top rope elbow then the Undertaker came out and then Kane was standing there (lights out Undertaker lights out again Kane) HBK used his superkick for the win. Well that sucked.

Match #5 Diva tag. Eve, Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix vs Maryse/Layla and McCool. with every other Diva at ring side. McCool and Gail Kim started it off, McCool with a kick to the midsection. She followed it with an armbar but Gail Kim countered with one of her own. Gail Kim then went hurling herself into McCool in the corner. She used a bulldog-clothesline but only got a two count. McCool used her face plant for the win. You are not reading wrong, no one else got into the match at all.

Monday Night Raw 3/15/2009

Originally posted on my blog here.

Monday Night Raw results opened with a recap of last weeks Monday night fight between McMahon versus Cena.  Tonight the Guest GM is Stone Cold Steve Austin.  Shawn Michaels will battle Chris Jericho tonight.  Triple H and Randy Orton will battle tonight as well.  Out comes Stone Cold looking very different, more trim and well kept.  He receives a standing Ovation by the audience.  

He's opening some beers already.  Classic Austin  moves.   Big Show battled Cena which was a good match and was against Cena when Batista came out to taunt Cena costing him the match.

Next is Sheamus threatening to beat down Triple H at WrestleMania.  Sheamus threatens to take Triple H's throne.  

Next they show Shawn Michaels talking to Stone Cold.  Michaels asking if Stone Cold thinks he can beat Undertaker and Stone Cold says hell ya but you won't the streak won't end.  Michaels assures Stone Cold that he will win WrestleMania and prove people wrong.  To which Jericho comes in ultra cocky, about his match with Michaels.  Stone Cold kicked Jericho out of his office, and told him to go compete.

Kelly Kelly versus Maryse.  Alot of blonde hair flying around.  Maryse able to get Kelly Kelly down for the pinfall.  Maryse punishing Kelly Kelly to which Gail Kim and Eve come out to rescue Kelly Kelly.  All sorts of Diva's come flying out to fight.  Along with Vicki Guerrero.  

Next up is Michaels versus Chris Jericho. Shawn Michaels defeated World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho by Count-out. In the end Edge came out and speared Jericho once he was thrown back in the ring.

A new match was made for WrestleMania Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes in a Triple Threat Match.
Triple H vs. Randy Orton ended in a No Contest. With interference by both Legacy and Sheamus.

WWE Champion Batista def. Kofi Kingston.

2010 WWE Hall of Fame inductee announcement: Gorgeous George
Gorgeous George, has been announced as the latest inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2010. The legendary blond wrestler, whose robes were equally as spectacular, became a cultural sensation in the 1940s and 1950s.   

After inviting Mr. McMahon and his WrestleMania opponent Bret Hart to the ring, special guest host “Stone Cold” Steve Austin did what he does best – made The Chairman squirm.

Austin announced that, under his orders, Bret Hart’s father, Stu, would be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2010. Austin then recalled how tough The “Hit Man” was in their WrestleMania 13 match as his fellow WWE Hall of Famer signed the match contract. As Mr. McMahon glared across the table at his hobbled opponent’s crutches and broken leg, he also gleefully signed his name to the document. And that’s when the trap was slowly, sweetly revealed.

As Austin departed, he implored Hart to “tell Vince.” Much to Mr. McMahon’s dismay, The Excellence of Execution then tossed his crutch aside, removed his cast and informed the man who had screwed him more than 12 years earlier that his leg was perfectly fine. He also told a shocked Chairman that if he tried to back out of their match, he would sue him for every cent just before he clobbered The Chairman with his cast. As a final verbal backhand, Hart paraphrased Mr. McMahon from 12 years ago: "Vince just screwed Vince.”

Pete Rose will serve as Raw’s special guest host next week
The man many call the greatest baseball player ever, Pete Rose, will be honored next week as Raw’s special guest host.

Raw : 3/8/2010

We open with the Undertaker which you know takes a million years for him to get to the ring. I could have vacuumed the house in the time it took him to get there. They seemed to skip the opening credits which is fine as I think the credits sucked anyway. Nor did I need to see an extreme close up of the tip of his nose which looked on my screen to have a large slice taken from it.

Match #1 Diva match Kelly Kelly, Eve and Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox, Katie Lea and Maryse. Gail Kim and Alicia Fox started it off, with a go behind that turned into a side headlock then a roll over. Fox fought out of it with a series of elbows before getting caught in the corner. Gail Kim then went off the ropes nailing Katie Lea who was on the apron, but walked into a boot. Maryse tagged in using a spinning backbreaker. Eve then tagged in with a closeline on Maryse followed by a series of dropkicks. Katie Lea and Fox came in for a double team move on Eve with was followed by Gail Kim and Kelly Kelly double teaming them. Eve then went to the top rope and used a flying armbar landing in the middle of the ring for a submission. Maryse tapped.

Match #2 Big Show/Miz vs R-Truth/John Morrison. Miz can't seem to believe his script cause when he came out he kept asking "really?" Miz get a new catch phrase. R-Truth and Miz started it. Truth first kicking Miz then tossing him, letting Morrison in the ring for a double team move knocking him out of the ring. Then they double DDTed Big Show. The match was thrown out.

Match #3 Legacy vs Randy Orton in a handi cap match. Orton slammed them both from behind before the match started. Orton started against Rhodes. Collar tie up, Orton in the corner. He turned it around with a series of punches then a hard elbow knocking Rhodes to the mat. DiBiase tagged in, showing a strong start with another series of punches then a kick to Orton's face. Orton countered with a clothesline. Rhodes tagged back in, he was tossed from one corner to the other before hitting Orton in the face with another elbow. DiBiase used a cheap shot getting Orton down in the corner. Rhodes was elevated about 4 feet and tossed outside of the ring. Back in the ring, Orton throwing punches and another clothesline on Rhodes, Rhodes used a jawbreaker tossing Orton out of the ring, where DiBiase used a drop kick on him. Back in the ring. Rhodes had a knee to the head of Orton, then DiBiase tagged in and they used a double team move. DiBiase with a modified sleeper, Orton on the mat. He fought out of it bouncing off the ropes, but DiBiase was one step ahead with a clothesline that nearly took Orton's head off. only got a two count. Rhodes tagged back in with a dropkick got a near fall, then back to the elbows to the forehead. He then hung Orton up on the top rope kicking him. DiBiase tagged back in keeping Orton in the corner with a boot across the throat. Orton fought back with another series of clotheslines and a scoop slam for each of them before using a backbreaker on DiBiase. DiBiase somehow managed to land his DreamStreet on Orton for the win.

Match #4 a money in the bank qualifying match. Evan Bourne vs William Regal. Regal started out looking strong with a take down and kick to Bourne before using an upper cut to rock him. Bourne turned it in his favour with a series of kicks to the thighs of Regal before getting a clothesline. Regal used a chickenwing throw getting a two count before just tossing Bourne across the ring. Bourne then turned it back in his favour with a high knee, and used his trademark airbourne for the win.

Criss Angel was the guest host for this episode. They announced that he's been named magician of the century because of how amazing he is. Well, everyone knows he's a witch.

Match #5 Vince McMahon vs John Cena. Surprise it's a handi cap gauntlet match. Kozlov came out then, Cena laying into him with a series of punches then got a power slam from Kozlov. McMahon tagged in, got a two count then he called Drew McIntyre into the ring. McIntyre slammed on knees and punches then tagged MaMahon in again for another two count. Swagger ran in. Cena managed to gain control almost instantly, but Swagger turned it around with a sweep and a power bomb and two mid rope slam drops before McMahon tagged again for another two count. then Mark Henry came out.... this is just silly. Then Batista speared Mark Henry for whatever reason, then Kofi Kingston came down to beat down Batista. Silly silly silly. Cena then took it to Batista before getting speared by Batista. McMahon got the pin for what it's worth.

Raw: 3/1/2010

First match of the night was Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase. DiBiase started it off with a few kicks to Orton's stomach before following it up with a punch. Orton did turn it around for a few seconds with a series of punches himself getting DiBiase into the corner but it didn't last long. DiBiase once again took control of the situation, but ended up with a short closeline for his troubles. DiBiase managed to get Orton into the corner this time for a beat down before giving him a drop kick. Orton was tossed outside the ring, DiBiase tried then to shove him into the ring post but Orton countered, tossing DiBiase into it. Orton then used an uppercut rolling back into the ring. DiBiase was stomping on Orton having control of the match for a few minutes. DiBiase got a two count but Orton powered out. DiBiase then went for a submission move, but Orton used the ropes to get out of it, walking into a closeline. They then ended up exchanging fists in the middle of the ring, Orton slapped a scoop slam on him backing it up with his stomp-walk and a knee drop. Rhodes came to the ring causing chaos and a double dq. Legacy then double teamed Orton in the middle of the ring for a brief moment before Orton destroyed them.

Cheech and Chong....wow man! You have no idea how to use your guest hosts, that tells me it's time to stop with the whole guest host idea.

Match #2 a money in the bank qualifier. Jack Swagger vs Santino. Collar tie up for starters, with Swagger using a gut wrench power bomb for the win. Why even have the match if you are going to have it less then a minute ?

Match #3 a money in the bank qualifier. Zack Ryder vs MVP. Ryder was on the attack -what the hell is that he's wearing?- with a series of kicks but MVP countered with an overhead suplex. Then a high knee to the face, followed by his trademark ballin and playmaker for the win. Another match that was less then a minute. Why do it at all?

Match #4 Divas pillow fight. Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Eve, Jillian, Alicia Fox and Mayrse. This was a pointless match, they all ganged up on Mayrse then Jillian started to close line everyone then Mayrse ddted Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim put a backbreaker on Mayrse, then Gail Kim got tossed out of the ring. Total chaos, Eve pinned I have no idea who for the win.

Final of the night, DX vs Miz/Big Show for the titles. Big Show and HBK started off, HBK ducked as BS went for him, it then went back and forth between them in a series of chops before Miz tagged in. He began stomping on HBK and got a near fall. BS tagged back in keeping HBK down on the mat. He then slapped a bear hug on him. Triple H tagged in, and used a jawbreaker on BS then a spine buster. Miz ran in and got slammed, then HBK creeped in knocking out BS. Both Miz and HBK tagged in, with HBK delivering an inverted atomic drop on Miz. HBK went to the top rope for an elbow, then Undertaker caused some chaos and Miz used a roll up for the win. Sheamus came out of nowhere and attacked Triple H.

Monday Night RAW Feb 22, 2010

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The show begins with Jericho flapping his jaw yet again makes you wonder if he gets sick of hearing his voice. Out comes Edge to spear Jericho. Edge has made his choice for WrestleMania and he will battle Jericho for the title. Out comes John Cena after Edge and Jericho left the arena. John Cena lost the title to Batista last night at the elimination chamber. Cena is talking about how he was screwed by McMahon along with Brett Hart. Cena decided to invoke his rematch clause which brings out McMahon. He seems way to confident with himself.

Cena is determined to get his title match. And Batista isn't defending til WrestleMania. And McMahon reminds Cena that Sheamus has a rematch as well. Cena is in a match tonight, if he wins he goes to Wrestlemania. If he looses Sheamus goes to WrestleMania. Cena battles Batista tonight. That should be an interesting match to say the least.

*on a side note keep in mind both titles are still sitting in Smackdown hands so I'm not sure what good this does.

Maryse versus Gail Kim part of the finales to win the match for the women's title. Gail Kim is wasting no time to win the match, Maryse had to quickly fix her top (my guess these tops don't work well for wrestling). Both girls are badly injured. Both girls are digging down deep to win the match. Maryse is the new Diva's Champion.

Later on tonight will be Diva bull riding. Jewel has hurt her ankle bull riding on a mechanical bull. And of course you see Gillian butchering Jewels song. Jewel got to slap Gillian Hall.

Next they show Orton and discussing the betrayal of DiBiase. Cody Rhodes is kissing up way too much. Orton is blaming himself. And Orton talks about his bullying. Orton sends a message to DiBiase that he's sorry. Legacy is out to destroy Orton. That much is obvious with reference to "the plan"

Legacy versus Evan Bourne, Kofi Kingston, and Yoshi Tatsu (well now we know where Tatsu from ECW are). Bourne desperate to make a tag. Bourne tags in Kingston who's on fire. Until he hit the viper. Orton got tagged in. Orton is quick to destroy Kingston. Kingston trying to battle back. Legacy are conspiring in the corner. Orton delivered a DDT to Rhodes and a RKO to DiBiase. Orton left a laid out Legacy and Bourne, Tatsu and Kingston win the match using the airborne. Orton is very confident about being the leader of Legacy.

Shawn Michaels is coming out to explain his actions at the Elimination Chamber. Michael's is counting on a reaction from the Undertaker. Which cuts into the Undertaker's music. Undertaker looks especially grim tonight. Undertaker versus Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania. Michaels has to put up his soul as part of the match. Michaels career will end if he looses to Undertaker.

Christian is up for a match versus Carlito for a money in the bank ladder match at WrestleMania. A lot of fast moving and kill switch delivered by Christian who earns a ticket to WrestleMania with a money in the bank.

Jewel & Ty Murray host Diva Bull Riding Competition the Diva's beat Big Show when he attempted to ride a bull and lost and then Big Show and The Miz were informed they had a title match.

Unified Tag Team Champions Big Show & The Miz versus Mark Henry & MVP The winner of the match was Big Show and The Miz

2010 WWE Hall of Fame Inductee announcement: Wendi Richter The two-time WWE Women’s Champion will be inducted the night before WrestleMania.

Mr. McMahon invited Bret Hart back to Raw next week for a proper “farewell” He will be brought back next week to give a final farewell to the WWE Universe.

Cheech & Chong will be the special guest managers next week.

John Cena versus WWE Champion Batista The match ended in disqualification when Cena was kicked in the groin by the animal which insured Cena a ticket to WrestleMania

Raw: 2/15/2010

Raw was done like an episode of Jerry Springer.

We open with Sheamus vs Randy Orton. Orton was Face in this match as far as the crowd were concerned. They started with a collar tie up with Orton grabbing Sheamus, tossing him into the corner and planting an upper cross forearm to his jaw. The crowd went nuts. Sheamus turned it around with a series of hard forearms to the back and stomach of Orton getting Orton to his knees. Sheamus then used a short closeline before Orton turned it in his favour with a series of kicks. Sheamus used one of his low punt kicks getting a near fall, he then slammed Orton in the middle of the mat hard. Sheamus missed his punt kick with Orton going for RKO but it was countered, Sheamus rolled out of the ring. Back in the ring Orton did his limb stomp stomping on Sheamus' head just as Legacy came out. This was enough a distraction that Sheamus was able to grab Orton from behind and slap a back breaker on him. He got Orton into the corner and continued to work on his back. Orton managed to battle back with a fresh series of kicks and punches before using a standing drop kick. Orton then used a backbreaker on Sheamus setting up for his RKO but once again, Sheamus rolled out of the ring, before going shoulder first into the steel post. This would be the second time since Christmas Sheamus has injured that shoulder. Legacy then caused a DQ giving Sheamus the win. Orton then slapped an RKO on Rhodes, Sheamus ran back in with a punt kick to DiBiase only to turn around and get RKOed. I have no idea where Orton goes mentally as of late when he does what he does, but he almost looked like he was trying not to puke while having a bout of Tourettes.

Do wrestlers taking acting lessons at all? If not, they should. Hey, here's a thought, instead of putting money into making bad action films, put the money into your wrestlers improving their "back stage" skills. As we see all the wrestlers backstage in couples. Not too surprising that the gimmick tonight is that Jerry Springer promises to unveil the hidden romances backstage.

Big Show/Miz vs MVP/Mark Henry. Miz and MVP started it with MVP getting Miz down in the corner using a series of stomps. Miz used a large boot to the face but it didn't last long, as MVP tossed him into the other corner where Henry was waiting. Miz then rolled out of the ring. Back in the ring, Miz throwing punches but got a large back flip from MVP. Henry tagged in with a series of closelines and a headbutt. He went for a pin but only got a two count as Big Show broke it. BS then tagged in only to be slammed by Henry in the corner. BS then powered down BS before trying a move off the second rope. Henry rolled out of the way tagging in MVP. MVP used a jaw breaker on BS getting a bit of an advantage. But BS used the boot tagging in Miz. MVP used a roll up on him for the win.

And now for the three ring circus part of the show... a mock Jerry Springer episode... now back to your normal three ring circus known as Raw.

Kofi Kingston vs Ted DiBiase. They started with a collar tie up, Kofi against the ropes. Kofi then swept the legs out from under DiBiase before slamming him hard. DiBiase went for a drop kick but Kofi moved out of the way, causing him to slam his head against the mat for the second time in two minutes. Kofi got the drop kick on DiBiase lay him flat. This match was all Kofi for the next few minutes, as DiBiase looked half out of it. DiBiase tried to get to his feet, ended up crawling to the ropes, moving out of the way just as Kofi went for a high risk move tangling himself. This let DiBiase slap on his finisher dreamstreet for the win then promptly fell over looking as if he was going to puke.

Cena vs Triple H. Cena had Triple H in a side head lock that turned into a modified bulldog before using a shoulder block getting the side head lock on him again. Triple H then used a high knee getting Cena off his feet before catching him in the corner. Cena turned it around with an irish whip and suplex combo getting a near fall. Triple H then countered another bulldog before slapping another knee to the head. Cena got Triple H down to the mat but he tossed him across the ring breaking what looked like the beginning of an ankle lock. Taking it out of the ring, Cena went face first into the ring rail. Triple H was going for his petagree out on the floor but Cena countered with a overhead backdrop, Triple H hitting the floor hard. Back in the ring, Triple H had Cena in a sleeper hold but he worked his way out of it. Triple H used a closeline for a near fall. Both men went to the top rope with Cena using a headbutt to knock Triple H down, using then a leg drop but still only getting a near fall. Triple H slapped a boston crab on him but Cena countered with the STF. Triple H got to the bottom rope to break the hold. Triple H then used a spinebuster getting things back in his favour but Sheamus came in with a punt kick to Triple H causing a Double DQ. He then put a punt kick on Cena too. Somehow Sheamus got the celtic cross on Triple H. That is one hell of a strong man.

Raw : 2/8/2010

We opened with a recap of the Bret Hart situation.

I hate the opening credits by the way, the song is a total irritation and the opening looks too much like a bad Much Music commercial from 25 years ago.

The guest host was a race driver I've never heard of before, but then again I am not into racing. Carl Edwards. Anyone else notice that there has only been one female guest host so far on Raw? When Trish Stratus hosted back in the summer.

But hey, Sheamus came out to liven things up; yes the members of hcvpteam are hot for Sheamus. Christian came out.... hey isn't he from ECW the show we don't get here?

Christian vs Sheamus. It started with a collar tie up that turned into a armdrag/hip toss by Sheamus. He managed to get a punch in on Christian, but then when he went for an elbow in the corner, Christian blocked it and went for a cross body, that was caught in midair. Sheamus then tossed him overhead and used a running closeline to get Christian over the ropes onto the floor. Back in the ring, Sheamus had Christian down on the mat in a modified sleeper armlock. Christian powered out but Sheamus answered with a heavy knee to the chest before Christian used the ropes for a shoulder block. Both men fell to their knees. Christian pulled the top rope when Sheamus went for another closeline, tossing Sheamus over. Christian then went for a top rope springboard/suicide drop combo. Sheamus turned it back to his favour with the use of the ring post to the shoulder. He then continued to work on the shoulder by sending Christian backwards into the guardrail with a hammerlock. Back in the ring, Sheamus used another hammerlock keeping him down on the mat. Christian in the corner began to fight back with a series of elbows before going to the second turnbuckle for a drop kick. He followed up with a series of open palm slaps to the side of the head before using the top rope for a reversed hangman, causing Sheamus to stumble. Another high risk move off the second rope but Sheamus rolled out of the way and used a closeline to gain a small advantage but Christian used a DDT for a near fall. Sheamus used his trademark punt kick and his celtic cross (boarder toss) for the win.

Three Team Tag Elimination match. CM Punk/Luke Gallows vs DX vs Miz/Big Show. The rest of the guys jumped Miz and Big Show tossing BS out of the ring and stomping on Miz in the corner before the bell. DX cleaned the ring. Back in the ring, Punk had HBK in the corner and delivered a high knee then a running bulldog. BS got into the ring trying to sandwich slam both men but missed. This match it is very legal for one member of each team to be in the ring at the same time. Triple H tagged in, as did Gallows, they both went after BS but BS took both men down, getting Gallows into the corner with a chop then Triple H in the other side with a headbutt. Triple H tried to use a petigree but was tossed over the top rope. Miz and Punk tagged in, Punk working on the kneed of Triple H. Miz used a double axehandle on Triple H before turning his attention to Punk. Punk then got a large boot to the face from Triple H before Triple H closelined Miz. Punk used a low hesitation-style drop kick on Miz getting a near fall. Miz used a jawbreaker on Punk and it looked like Miz had the whole thing sewn up but Serrina from the outside pulled Miz off the ring apron. HBK tagged in with a series of forearms to Punk. HBK used a kick to the chin on Punk then got a pin. Gallows and Punk were eliminated. BS then used a double closeline on DX. BS used a headbutt and a closed fist on HBK before standing on him. HBK was in the corner but managed to use two boots on BS, then BS used a sideslam on HBK for a near fall. Miz tagged in, working on HBK with a series of kicks but only got a two count. Miz then used a hang man on him. BS tagged back in and walked into a kick to the chin knocking him down. Miz and Triple H both tagged in. Miz took a few knees to the face before a spinebuster, but HBK blindtagged himself in and the Miz snuck a win with a roll up. Yes the win was a clean win, Big Show and Miz are the new tag team champs.

I think you guys need to do something about the number of tag team belts, poor Miz has to carry three now. Miz's music says he came to play, oh I wouldn't mind playing with Miz.

Divas match. Gail Kim vs Jillian. The match was underway when the camera swung on them, Gail Kim was tossed out of the ring then right back and Jillian went for a cover but Gail Kim powered out. Jillian went for a top rope move landing on Gail Kim for another near fall. Gail Kim turned it around with a long leg to the jaw while holding onto Jillian's arm in a version of a necktie then went for the pin getting the win. Gail Kim advances to the Elimination chamber match against Mayres at the pay per view. Maryes was on headset for this very short match and made a comment about how the behavour over on Smackdown by the Mcool and Layla has been unprofessional and uncalled for. Finally, someone who is saying it like it is.

Jerry Springer will be next week's guest host. Really? He's still kicking around? I remember watching his show 20 years ago in college.

Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton. Orton pushed Rhodes and they circled each other for a few minutes, before Orton kicked him. Rhodes used a drop kick going for a quick cover. They then used a collar tie up Orton breaking it with a series of closed punches before Rhodes used a grapevine (they still call it that right?) slamming Orton to the mat. Rhodes was then hung up on the top rope landing hard on the mat. Sheamus came into the ring for a second just enough to grab the attention of Orton giving Rhodes the chance to use his crossroads for the win.

Sheamus then got back into the ring after the match was over and used a boot to the skull. Good to see that Sheamus vs Orton is still a feud. Rhodes slid into the ring with a chair protecting Orton for a moment.

Ted DiBiase vs John Cena. Cena jumped DiBiase before the bell, tossing him out of the ring. He then ran him into the rails. There was no bell the match never started, but Cena had the SFU on him outside the ring causing DiBiase to tap. The move looked like it was not applied proper and DiBiase looked actually hurt.

Cena then called out Batista. McMahon came out instead. The show ended on Bret Hart running into the ring beating down everyone.

They announced that in a few weeks time, ECW will no longer exist. There is a new show being planned to replace it. TNX (?) Not too sure if we'll have access to this new show or not, but if we do, will have a review for it.

Raw: 2/1/2010

We open with the Return of Edge who shocked everyone by winning the Royal Rumble.

This should make for an interesting Heel vs Heel vs Heel situation. Sheamus then came out with a bit of a hair cut and a sunburnt nose.

The first match was an Elimination Chamber qualifying match. Cena vs Cody Rhodes. Rhodes started off strong with a series of fists to the face then got Cena in the corner before using a side Russian leg sweep for a near fall. Rhodes then used a hangman for another near fall. Cena turned it around with a flying forearm before using his trademark Ucan'tCme. Rhodes used a short closeline and slam for yet another near fall. Cena won with an attitude adjustment. He goes on to the Elimination Chamber match at the next ppv.

Next round in the qualifying match. Swagger vs Triple H. Swagger turned this into a mat match right off with a submission move before Triple H broke the hold with the ropes. Triple H used a high knee to knock Swagger out of the ring. Getting back into the ring, Swagger used a short DDT to turn things around for a near fall. Triple H then tossed Swagger out of the ring again. Back in the ring Triple H used a short knee for another two count before putting Swagger face fist in the turnbuckle. Triple H won with a petagree. Triple H goes on to the Elimination Chamber match.

Next round in the qualifying match. Randy Orton vs HBK. It started with a collar tie up with HBK getting the advantage with a series of chops. HBK was working on the neck and head of Orton. Both were in and out of the ring a few times before HBK went to the top rope for a cross body. Orton got back in control with a backbreaker before using a standing drop kick but only got a near fall. Orton used a side chinlock slowing HBK down. Orton used a roll up to get the win. Cleanly. Orton goes on to the Elimination Chamber match.

Next round Mark Henry vs Ted DiBiase. It started with a collar tie up and was all Mark Henry for the first few minutes. DiBiase from outside the ring slammed Henry arm first into the ring post then used a drop toehold sending him into the steps before getting back into the ring. He continued to work on the arm of Henry but only got a two count. DiBiase won with a pin. He goes on to the Elimination Chamber match.

The final round Big Show vs Kofi Kingston. Kingston started with a few kicks but found himself sliding across the mat on his butt to land in the corner. Big Show used a headbutt then before tossing Kingston again across the ring. Big Show got caught on the ropes giving Kingston the chance to use a drop kick sending him off the ring apron. Back in the ring Big Show used a spear to get the advantage once again. Kingston used a series of drop kicks to get Big Show flat on the mat but only got a two count. Big Show hit the ref and was DQed. Kingston goes on to the Elimination Chamber match.

The Elimination Chamber match at the next ppv now looks like this Sheamus vs Cena vs Kingston vs Triple H vs DiBiase vs Orton.

Bret Hart came back once again to confront the rumours.

Royal Rumble Jan 31,2009

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Edge wins 30-Man Royal Rumble Match

Mickie James def. Michelle McCool (New Women's Champion)
World Heavyweight Champion Undertaker def. Rey Mysterio
WWE Champion Sheamus def. Randy Orton by Disqualification
United States Champion The Mizdef. MVP

ECW Champion Christian def. Ezekiel Jackson

The score is off the wwe site as I wasn't able to watch the show. From what I could tell it was a pay per view I wish I could have seen. Don't forget to tune in tonight to find out what will happen with William Shatner hosting RAW.

Raw Results Monday January 25, 2009

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Raw Results for Monday Night.

Unified Tag Team Champions DX defeated The Legacy. This caused a major upset to Legacy.

Big Show defeated MVP. After MVP talked a lot of smack to The Miz Big Show came out to show him who was large and in charge.

Maryse def. Eve for

a shot at the women's title the person to face Maryse would be determined later that night.

McMahon came out to discuss Bret Hart. To which Cena came out and called hi

m a joke saying that all he cares about is lining his pockets and if he really cared at all he would allo

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ret Hart to return to confront McMahon.

Bret Hart to return to Raw next week.

WWE Champion Sheamus against John Cena tonight.

Kofi Kingston def.

United States Champion The Miz in a Non-Title Match. A huge upset to The Miz especially when standing ring side was MVP.

Carlito vs. Kelly K

elly ended in a No Contest. As Kelly Kelly was about to enter the ring looking annoyed about the match issued by The guest gm, Santino came out to take her place in the match.

Alicia Fox was seen talking to the GM asking if she would win her match, Of course Dule Hill trying to be psychic claimed she would be victorious. Which proved not to be the case. Gail Kim def. Alicia Fox. Alicia seeked her revenge for loosing by slapping the GM.

William Shatner will act as special guest host of Raw next week

WWE Champion Sheamus def. John Cena by Disqualification This match was good as Cena showed he doesn't go down lightly, then to add to it, Sheamus was the end of a nasty RKO by Orton who then went af

ter Cena to which Cena FU'd Orton. The bodies were definitely flying that night

Raw Results Monday January 18, 2009

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Raw Results

Undertaker declined HBK's request for a Wrestlemania ticket. If HBK can defeat Undertaker tonight he will get his title shot at wrestlemania. To which HBK says no. He won't fight unless it is at the grandest stage of them all. HBK will enter the Royal Rumble to win and defeat the Undertaker.

Undertaker is confident he will be the title holder in two weeks after he fights Mysterio. HBK is aiming for Undertaker's soul.

Sheamus versus Evan Bourne. In two weeks Sheamus puts his title on the line against Orton. Evan Bourne one of 30 men to battle in the royal rumble. Orton is walking down the ramp heading towards the ring. Sheamus is getting distracted Bourne capitalizes on Sheamus. Sheamus refocuses and inflicts more pain on Bourne with a boot to the head. And ends with the Celtic Cross.

Orton heads into the ring. The audience is desperate for a RKO. Sheamus backs away from Orton to get his title. And holds it high in the air. Next they show HBK talking with Triple H. And they show Don Johnson the guest gm for the night. Don Johnson talking with Triple H. They show Carlito dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite.

Mark Henry versus Jack Swagger. Which proved to be a lame match when Mark Henry tossed Jack Swagger over the ring. Ending the match. He will be a difficult man to eliminate at the Royal Rumble. Bella Twins are coming out with John Heder and Don Johnson.

Out comes the two actors. Accompanied by the Bella Twins. The main event is gonna feature Degeneration X. To which Heder wants something new. Heder calls out the Miz. The Miz causes conflict between the gms. Wow so I'm watching the back and forth between Heder and The Miz with reference to Miztake. Hmmm I think I have seen this somewhere.

MVP came out and is set to take out the Miz and Heder. Out comes the Big Show. Big Show comes after MVP and MVP went after the Miz. Miz and Big Show are sizing each other up. DX will go against the team of The Big Show and The Miz.

Up next is Kofi Kingston and John Cena versus Legacy. The crowd goes insane for both Kingston and Cena. Kingston and Cena won barely with Legacy doing everything in their power to win. But the team of Kingston and Cena were successful.

Looks like the main event will be a 6 man match including Hornswaggle with DX and John Heder with Big Show and The Miz.

Maryse and Alicia Fox versus Gail Kim and Eve. Maryse is beating on Gail Kim along with trash talking her. Alicia Fox tagged in causing more pain on Gail Kim. Gail tagged in Eve who is quick to battle. Eve gets Alicia to tap out ending the match.

John Heder is freaking out with his upcoming match. He is trying to convince Johnson to take his place. Big Show and The Miz try to reassure him. Don Johnson says this is a miztake.

Next they show what is going to happen at the Royal Rumble. Triple H is seen talking to McMahon trying to figure out why the McMahon's can't let things go. Orton is in action next.

Orton versus Chris Masters. Chris Masters escorted to the ring by Eve. And out comes Sheamus to watch the match. Causing a big distraction. Orton causing lots of pain on Masters trying to prove a point to Sheamus. Orton is stuck in the master lock. No one has ever escaped the Masterlock. Orton able to deliver the RKO. Sheamus delivers a kick to Orton knocking him out and stepping on Orton. Sheamus acts more and more like a barbarian. Not sure what his deal is.

Next up DX with Hornswaggle versus Big Show, The Miz, and John Heder. Heder looks ridiculous as the Flame. Don Johnson escorts DX to the ring. Something about the Miz in purple really makes me wonder about him. Big Show has been tagged in to cause pain on HBK. To which Miz gets tagged back in. Don Johnson watching from ring side. HBK quick to turn the match around and cause pain on the Miz. Triple H trying to get HBK to tag in. Hornswaggle tagged in and kicked the Miz in the head. Heder wants to be tagged in. Who's whiter then Sheamus. Heder kicks Hornswaggle. Hornswaggle causing pain to Heder. and Triple H gets tagged in and Heder jumps out of the ring and Johnson throws him back in. HBK delivers sweet chin music and Hornswaggle wins pinning John Heder. Triple H tells him it's not going to work going after the championship to Shawn Michaels and out comes John Cena. John Cena has an announcement to make. John Cena will be in this years Royal Rumble. Last time he was in it he won the whole thing. Big show is coming in to say something. He is in the Royal Rumble as well. Triple H says he will win the Royal Rumble cause he's in it.

Next weeks hosts will be James Roday, Dulé Hill from Psych.

Raw: 1/11/2010 -Highlights

It's really late this week. Sorry. WWEGIRL is having some family issues right now, hopefully she will be back soon.

Mike Tyson was the guest host this week.

He was joined in the ring by Sheamus, then Cena, Orton and Kofi all decided to join the party.

A three way dance was booked for later in the show, Cena vs Orton vs Kofi. Winner will face Sheamus at Royal Rumble later in the month.

Side note, Randy Orton was having a hard time keeping a straight face while John Cena made reference to the Tyson video game.

Match #1 Divas match. Kelly Kelly vs Alicia Fox. Fox started with a forearm and a high knee to the face of Kelly Kelly before slamming her into the top turnbuckle. She got her down on the mat with a choke hold and a handful of hair. Kelly Kelly got out of it turning it into her favour for a moment by using a cross body outside of the ring. After getting back into the ring Fox used a power slam roll up for the win. Fox will continue in this Diva tournament next week.

Match #2 Legacy vs Evan Bourne/ Mark Henry. Bourne and DiBiasi started. Bourne went into the ropes using it as a springboard then getting DiBiasi in a scissors move before using a drop kick to throw him off balance. DiBiasi kicked him out of the ring while Rhodes used a cheapshot on Henry. DiBiasi got Bourne in the middle of the ring with a modified choke before Rhodes tagged in. He got a near fall before using closed fist to Bourne's skull. Rhodes got Bourne up in a slam going for a second near fall, before slapping on another modified camel clutch submission move. Mark Henry tagged in, using a series of forearms on Rhodes before a massive power slam. Bourne tagged back in just as DiBiasi ran into the ring. Rhodes used his crossroads for the win.

Match #3 Swagger vs Santino . Swagger got Santino slammed into the corners, before dropping down on him in a belly flop. Swagger was then tossed over the top rope being eliminated. Santino won by default.

Match #4 Cena vs Orton vs Kofi. Cena and Kofi worked together getting Orton out of the ring. Cena used a fishermans suplex on Orton just before Kofi attacked Orton with a series of forearms. Sheamus came out to ringside to watch, which was just the distraction Orton needed to get back into the ring and knock out both Cena and Kofi. Orton had Kofi in the middle of the ring in a choke hold submission while Cena was out on the floor after having been tossed into the announce booth. Kofi got out of the hold, just as Orton DDTed Cena on the second rope. Kofi went for a crossbody on Orton for a near fall. Orton used a hangman jawbreaker on Kofi as Cena bulldoged Orton then Cena went shoulder first into the post, giving Kofi a chance to put an SOS on Orton for a near fall. Cena slapped and STF on Kofi. Kofi then knocked Cena out of the ring, and Legacy got into the ring letting Orton get the win on Kofi.

Orton will face Sheamus at the Rumble.

Match #5 Divas match Eve Torres vs Katie Burchill. Katie had Eve on the mat with a simple knee to the spine before Eve rolled out. Burchill used a slamming backbreaker across the knee for a near fall. Eve came back with a short arm closeline for a near fall. Eve used a drop kick, but Burchill got another near fall, before Eve used a simple roll up for the win.

Eve will go against Mayrse in the Diva finals.

Match #6 DX vs Jericho/Tyson. Tyson started with HBK, tossing him across the ring a few times before running into Tyson and getting dropped to the mat. Triple H tagged in getting into a collar tie up in the corner. Triple H started a shoving match with Tyson, before Jericho tagged himself in with a series of forearms to Triple H. Triple H then used a high knee on Jericho. HBK tagged in, but Jericho got a near fall on him, HBK then nearly ripped Jericho's tights off for a roll up near fall. Tyson tagged back in, just as Hornswaggle joined the match. Tyson then turned on Jericho giving DX the win.

Monday Jan 4th, 2010

This was originally posted on my site WWEGirl

Monday Jan. 4, 2010 Results:


Guest host Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels reconciled

Maryse def. Brie Bella

MVP def. Mark Henry, Carlito and Jack Swagger

Unified Tag Team Champions DX def. Chris Jericho & Big Show

Mike Tyson to serve as special guest host next week

WWE Champion Sheamus def. Evan Bourne

Randy Orton def. Kofi Kingston

Mr. McMahon betrayed Bret Hart

Monday Night Raw Results 12/28/2009

Previously posted on my blog

Tonight the show began with Jericho outside the arena trying to get people to s

ign a petition to allow him to Monday Night Raw. The people all shouted NO. Which is a big surprise. Then it went to theme

song.

John Cena has a

match tonight against Sheamus for the title. Mr. Machon makes an appearance to address the Hart situation to let people know if there is truth to the rumors.

First out was John Cena, he got a big audience applause, cheering. He went and pulled out a table. To which he put in the ring. And

starts setting up the table. He talks about how Sheamus became the WWE champion.

He wants to battle Sheamus in a table match. Out comes Sheamus with a peice of gold he didn't earn. Why cause he only battled like four people before getting the title shot. Sheamus claims he owns Raw which we know is not true and Cena quickly straightens him out on this situation. Sheamus doesn't want a table match. He wants Cena 1-1 on a main event match later tonight. Cena jumps over the table and throws Sheamus into the table. Proving he doesn't have much to prove.

(Matt Hardy and Evan Bourne will be making a stop at ECW tomorrow night to see

who will battle Christian for the title)

Next they talked a

bout the guest host Timbeland. They show Matthews interviewing Timbeland about whether or not the match would be postponed. and he said no. They put each other through tables what's the big deal.

Next they show Legacy talking about the movie Marine 2 where they bump into Orton who is contemplating breaking up Legacy. Talks about how last week three men beat them, three men who have nothing in common. Rhodes reminds O

rton of all the times they h

ave bailed his rear out over the past year. As Orton calls

them failures. Now Orton is gonna test them. Dibiase versus Bourne, Rhodes versus Henry. If they loose Orton will kick them out of Legacy and beat the hell outta them.

Next up are the Legacy matches. (Next they show Jericho pleading with people outside. Not going well for him.) Out first is Dibiase to fight Evan Bourne. Dibiase stared down Orton while he waited for Evan Bourne. Dibiase quick to inflict pain on Bourne to impress Orton. Each trying to pin the other. Ted Dibiase won the match claiming a pinfall. Orton looking at Dibiase like he isn't impressed.

Next up is Cody Rhodes versus Mark Henry with the same stipulation he looses he's out of Legacy and Orton will beat the hell out of him. Out comes Mark Henry the world's strongest man. Henry quick to brutalize Rhodes. Henry pushed Rhodes out of the ring. Rhodes having to dig down deep to win the match. Henry injuring his knee on Rhodes. Rhodes capitalizing on the leg injury. Cody

Rhodes won with a DDT to Henry. Orton looks impressed with Rhodes.

Gillian is next seen talking to Gail Kim, while DX with their newest recruit Hornswaggle is aiming to cause some sort of injury with a skateboard. Taping him to a skateboard to see how far he will go. DX has a match tonight with a partner of Big Shows choosing. Gillian gets flipped by Hornswaggle and shakes hands with Timberland.

Next was a Diva

match between Maryse and Kelly Kelly. Maryse dominating the match against

Kelly Kelly. Pins Kelly

Kelly for the win. And grabs a mic to remind Melina that she wants the Diva Championship Title.

Next they show Mr. McMahon heading out to the ring to make an announcement. Then they show Big Show breaking up with Jericho. Telling him to let it go.

Back to McMahon heading into the ring. He talks about the WWE Universe. And the discussion of Bret Hart comes up. Next week they have a special guest host, Brett "the Hitman" Hart. There was a match t

hat was shown in the footage where Shawn Michaels pinned Brett Hart with a sharp shooter. Vince McMahon claims that he and Michaels didn't screw Brett Hart but that Brett Hart screwed himself. He has let Brett back in the wwe, and had him inducted into the hall of fame. Brett Hart showed him utter contempt. McMahon has reservations about havin

g Brett Hart on WWE. He changed his mind and won't allow Brett Hart be on WWE Raw. And out comes Shawn Michaels. Shawn is very serious no

smiles no nothing. He goes on about the Undertaker and how he can

beat him. He's out here to appeal to his wallet. Since he knows McMahon cares about money. He tells Shawn he won't make the match that Shawn will have to make it happen. Telling

him he gets the fear of the Undertaker but the fear of Brett Hart it's um time to end the rivalry with Brett Hart. Bring him back to Monday Night Raw. If you do only good things will happen. Shawn Michaels would be more than happy to see Brett Hart one more

time.

Matthews interviews John Cena who gets attacked by Sheamus. Then they show the Diva's talking to Timbeland, and MVP playing a game on the psp player. Then they show Kofi Kingston thanking Timbeland for the opportunity to fight The Miz for a chance to battle for the title shot. If Kofi wins the match then The title match will be tonight.

The Miz versus Kofi Kingston. Kofi Kingston won the match and now the Miz has to defend his title against Kofi Kingston in the match. Miz has to find something to beat Kingston who's on top of his game. Randy Orton came out and screwed Kingston causing the match t

o end.

Kofi Kingston was seconds away from winning his title. Orton gave Kingston a RKO on the floor outside the ring.

Orton being interviewed by Matthews, and he has decided that his fight isn't over with Kingston until he says it is and is looking to kick Kingston in the skull.

Next up is DX versus Big Show and a partner of his choosing. Jericho has made it i

nto the arena and it so sad. Big Show gave him a ticket. The Big Show makes his way out with his partner Chauvo Guererro. Jericho is a mess. No tag team titles on the line in this match. DX digging down deep to beat The Big Show and Guererro. DX wins the match with Triple H delivering a pedigree. Jericho jumped the ring is trng to

yell at The Big Show and throwing a temper tantrum. DX agrees to give them one last title match and if Jericho looses he will be thrown off Ra

w forever. No way back.

Last match of the night is Sheamus versus John Cena. Both men have been attacking each other through out the night. Timbeland the guest announcer. John Cena makes his way out to the ring. And out comes Sheamus who looks like he's been oiled to death. Sheamus dominates John Cena. The match ended when Sheamus grabbed him. John Cena won the match. After the match John Cena got kicked in the head twice before it ended.

Monday Night Raw Results December 21, 2009

Raw Results for Monday Night Raw


Divas Champion Melina, Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim def. Maryse, Alicia Fox & Jillian

Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry & Evan Bourne def. Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase

DX found guilty in Little People’s Court

John Cena def. Jack Swagger

Chris Masters def. Carlito

WWE Champion Sheamus def. MVP; Sheamus vs. John Cena announced for next week

United States Champion The Miz def. Santino Marella

DX gave Hornswoggle an early Christmas present when they welcomed him as their official mascot.

Timbaland will be honored next Monday night as Raw’s special guest host.